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BTC: Digital gold.

$MAD: Digital emotion.

Solana Contract

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Built from cycles. Forged by volatility.

$HAPPY farmed me.

$SAD farmed me.

$MAD made me.

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Global Utility

$MAD Rage Index™ 😡

847,291
Emotional damage per second (scientifically unverified)
Your clicks: 0

Tip: spam it when the chart does that thing.

Most MAD Today

totally real
1
guy who sold the bottom
12,921 MAD
2
“I’ll buy the dip” (didn’t)
9,331 MAD
3
trader w/ 99 indicators
8,420 MAD
4
dev (reading replies)
7,777 MAD
5
“it’s just a retrace”
6,969 MAD
6
liquidity watcher
5,432 MAD
7
KOL laughing rn
4,200 MAD
8
“what’s the CA?” guy
3,001 MAD
9
“is this a rug?” guy
2,222 MAD
10
chart refresher
1,111 MAD

Wallets ranked by emotional damage. Not financial advice. Obviously.

Culture

$MAD Meme Vault

Relatable pain. Tokenized.

Too Hot Coffee$MAD
Too Hot Coffee
Post this. Tag it. Start fights.
Toilet Paper$MAD
Toilet Paper
Post this. Tag it. Start fights.
Flight Delayed$MAD
Flight Delayed
Post this. Tag it. Start fights.
Binge Watch Pain$MAD
Binge Watch Pain
Post this. Tag it. Start fights.
Forgot Lunch$MAD
Forgot Lunch
Post this. Tag it. Start fights.

The $MAD Lore

Posting my entry
After I finally sold
Checked chart before bed

Next Chapter

Roadmap

Bond first. Then we climb.

Roadmap

Simple. Clean. Violent upside energy.

Phase 1

Bond

Establish the foundation. Lock in the vibe. Build the core.

Phase 2

$1M

First major milestone. Momentum becomes undeniable.

Phase 3

$10M

Scale the energy. More eyes. More memes. More movement.

Phase 4

$50M

Serious territory. The timeline feels it.

Phase 5

$100M

Full send. Legendary status. Digital emotion completed.